Joke of the Day

Three men were waiting in the lobby outside the delivery room while their wives were all giving birth to their children. After about After about 2 hours, the nurse came out to announce to the first man that he didn't just have one child, but that he was blessed with twins.

He replied, "Wow, that's great and it's a coincidence too because I happen to be employed at Twin City Bank".

After another hour, the nurse returned to announce that the second man is now blessed with triplets.

He replied, "No kidding! That's wonderful. And it's also a coincidence because I'm employed with Triple A".

Shortly after this, the third man quickly jumped out of his seat, began walking towards the exit door, mumbling that he had to leave. Then the nurse asked, "What seems to be the problem, sir?"

At that point he spun around saying, "I can't stay - I work for 10,000 Auto Parts".